Do you ever feel like you're not really angry or sick but you’re just kind of...meh?
Perhaps going about your day like a regular put-together human being is a struggle?
Then you most definitely have MEH, or Miserably Endless Humdrum.
But don't you worry – with a healthy dose of caffeine from Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, your MEH will be cured.
Order ahead on the mobile site for a "doctor's" note...
then use it as an excuse for being late.